What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?